Okay.
Hadn't been posting much of lately.
And people keep asking me to post.
I just playing cheat just now,
When i remembered my NPCC Sir Kenneth party.
We were playing cheat at his chalet.
Then right, they play cheat, ask people about the cards.
So when this guy placed his card,
I suspected him.
So i asked around, who have it, to see if he's lying.
Then Kenneth tell me he have.
So i open his card.
& i thought it was supposed to be he cheat.
But then, that guy backstabbed me.
I open up, he never cheat. T.T
Ahhhh.
Okay..
What did i want to say? Idk.
Okay.
Lets post more about the party.
We went there early.
Then we had nothing to do.
So while my senior(sir) friends and him was camping in a room.
We camp at kitchen to talk and drink soft drinks.
By that, i mean my squadmates. (Batch 16)
LOL.
Then shortly after, we took drinks to the pavilion i think.
English sucks. But anyway,
We took drinks there and camp.
Shortly after (again), my NCOs came.
Then they all sat at another bench beside us, but facing the center.
The thing is like:
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We sat at the bottom de.
My NCOs sat at the right.
Senior, top.
Then right.
After that, my senior told us to communicate.
Then my friend said:
That side (right) all looking down at their phone.
This side, all looking down at the bench.
LOL. Funny siah.
Then after that, they went to the beach.
They said they go there see b!tch.
Then after we were near the beach,
My friend said something funny.
Something about b!tch.
LOL.
Then the NCOs went to the sea.
We stayed far away from it.
Near there, trouble. =]
So we stay at the back.
Then they had a smart idea of recording their movements.
So they took kevin phone.
Me and kevin block the camera.
Winston the camera man.
Then after that, they saw us, with the cam.
And that means doom.
LOL. So they came, and took kevin phone away.
Kevin did try to retaliate.
But fail.
So they took his phone.
And fiddle with it.
And they read his message.
Then went they came back, they talked about his sms.
To his so called "gf".
Then we took his phone, and look at his message liao.
But i not one of em.
I not so bad. XD
Then after that, we went off.
No, i remembered something about him chasing us.
We all split up. So he chased winston.
But missed.
We re-united with winston after that.
Then , before they go, they had a plan.
They bend down, stick their butt out,
And pat their butt to the NCOs.
Cuz he failed to catch winston ma.
So of course, after they did that,
He began to run after us.
Then we all zhao lo.
Then we ran ran ran.
Oh and whow, we really did run very far.
We actually wanted to climb a rope,
But decided not to, cuz he'll catch us sooner or later.
So they ran.
Then because i was a bit slow ma. He also catching up.
I slowed down lo.
反震都会死， 早一点， 也没关系。
No point in running la.
Then he told me,
We ally, catch kevin.
I actually thought it was a good idea.
So i decided to help them.
But then kevin initially don't trust me,
So i assured him, i won't ally them.
So i can't break my words ma.
Squadmate and NCOs,
I'll choose squadmate.
We spent more time.
But actually, i was still considering at that time. =X
But then i decided to ally kevin.
So i told him about the plan.
And told him to run if anyone of us came closer.
Then the rest of the squad came.
We all sided kevin.
Boo-Hoo to the seniors. XD
So they found out, we continued running.
LOL.
As usual, i was the first to get caught.
I thought it was okay.
I just tell them i want to have peaceful negotiation with kevin.
Make him go back himself.
But my NCO didn't trust me.
Ahh. Crap.
So he dragged me along. And held me as hostage. T.T
LOL. Then i forgot why, but my NCO shoe was with my squad mates.
They kept it.
But suay.
Kevin tio caught.
So they had peaceful negotiation. They take kevin shoe.
"peaceful" negotation.
Then after that, i pity kevin's ballzxzx la.
But too bad.
Okay.
(Fast Forward)
Then at nite, we went to the playground.
Wa kao.
The kids right.
Scold "chee bye" etc etc.
Then right, they run past us, scream scream scream.
Like gays liddat.
Boy and girl.
-.-
Not only that, run past us, anyhow touch.
For me, they touched somewhere near my fatherhood. -.-
Then my senior and friend, they also tio.
Then they at there say what i call police or wad de.
Jokingly la.
Then my senior told him, don't need call, here have.
Hold before pistol de.
LOL.
Oh and they so no mannered la.
Then somewhat end of it liao la.
Oh and thank you winston, and his mum.
For giving us a lift back home, and to the chalet.
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Speaking about kevin's ballz, theres another incident.
Wednesday was my senior's last parade.
He's a relief teacher, cuz he going for tekong today.
Then friday no parade, so wednesday is his last parade.
Then they initially wanted to mango the senior de.
But end up mango the NCOs.
Cuz this NCO, he was the photographer.
Then he take picture ah.
Go here and there.
Then not clear, blur etc.
Wa.
Take one photo takes 5 min.
So we mango-ed the photographer.
But he super violent i tell u.
The NCOs also joined.
Then ah.
He everything also use.
Only hand never use.
Cuz his hand was locked.
His leg kick kick kick.
Mouth , bite.
LOL.
Then blah blah blah.
Main point: Kevin.
Suay. This time, his ballzxzxx tio again.
I forgot what he do.
But he was wanted.
So he ran.
But suay.
Tio caught.
Then the NCO lie him on the table.
Then do some gay stuffs.
Then kevin still go make those gross sound effect.
Kevin at there.
"Ahhh. Ah..." (followed by)
"Waaa, hard core hard core."
Then what he said damn funny.
He at there a lot of sound.
Then in the end, he said:
"Waa, too hard core liao, i cannot take it."
Damn funny la.
Then my squad mates dun wan help..
LOL.
I really pity his balls la..
But i wish him all the best for his "commando sperms".
LOL. Haha. I think that's the end ba.
I've spammed so much. LOL.

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